many things, all of which come down to 1 question

#1 thing i must get off my chest (comes in a few parts but the overall message is one): a) please do not get personally offended by reading MY entry, MY semi-heart felt opnions, MY thoughts....i do not write this for you. I do no think of you when i write. You do not cross my mind at any time, so for you to get personally offended is absurd, and a little self-centred don't you think? Now you may disagree, you may dislike, you may wish to state your own different opinion, but for the love of God, please do not think so much of yourself to think that by spitting names and various accusations at me, you will put me in my place or even make me feel bad for writing what i do....
b) If you can even read this blog, then it is most likely because you have come across it on my facebook profile. I trust that my friends who read this understand ME because they are my friends, and know what I am like, THUS do not take offense to the mostly garbage that i spit out here. If you are raging mad about something i say here then 1. you are an asshole for taking it personally 2. you are not my friend because you obviously do not get my enthusiasm for the dramatic (read), you do not know what i am like and I will most likely be deleting you from my "friends" on facebook (yeah, im an asshole like that, but hopefully you already know this)
c) I welcome a difference of opion, and i would love to discuss it with you (although i am right and you are wrong;).....but as previously mentioned...there will be people who get it and thus get me, and people who don't...if you don't, fuck off because i don't want to hear from you...if you are wondering if this is directed at you then know it is not....if you are RAGING MAD because you are positively certain this is directed at you, then please announce yourself so i can promtly delete you from facebook;) haha, i am hilarious.

OK....now to the real deal here....a dear friend of mine once asked me what my thoughts were on bringing a mickey of vodka to a wedding. I had a few words of wisdom for her, along with some additional thoughts on the subject....
1. i have brought a bottle of vodka to a wedding once...it was my boss'. He does, and did know and I even received a high-five from doing so....i was a hit with the groomsmen, and even got laid later that night (not by the groomsmen)....thus, my advice to all is: if you want to bring your own liquor to a wedding, then i highly suggest doing so.
OOOHHH!!!! but what about etiquette??!!?? what would people say?!?!!
2. There will always be that girl who shows up at a wedding wearing a white dress (and i do not mean the bride) as long as she is around, YOU can bring your booze. Girl in white is classless and offensive and tacky....you are a drunk, that is a disease; if no one is going to help you with your disease, then you cannot be blamed for bringin your own booze in a handbag. Girl in white dress has no excuse...not like you do.
There will always be THAT bride and groom who invite you to the dance but not the dinner, or who are too cheap to dish out on cheap liquor. As long as there are THOSE brides and grooms, YOU can bring your booze. They show you no respect by a) feeding you but expecting a gift and expecting you to dance the night away on no energy....so you will bring your own booze. They show you no respect by b) expecting you to whore yourself out at the bar in order to afford a drink.....so you will bring your own booze.
3.NOT only that, but i am sorry, but you have been invited because you are friends right? well if they do not know you well enough to know that you will be bringing along your little bottle of confidence, well then i hate to break it you, but perhaps you are not such good friends afterall. (much like any assholes who are taking offense to any part of this entry...).

And this all comes down to ONE QUESTION OF THE DAY......

Who puts rims on a Kia?......some guy does because I saw him cruising this morning....anyone else?

cheers!