The open-minded and optimistic Canadian Justice System

Ok Ok, more to bitch about...this morning on the news i learn of 2 things.
1. Buddy led cops on high-speed chase and crashed into a minivan causing permanent brain damage to unborn child gets 10 years in prison. Justification: the driver had 2 chances to pull over and end the chase but didn't.
2. Buddy leans out of the car and fires 3 bullets out his window towards a group of much younger girls who had be *sob* making fun of him:( An 18 year old birthday girl gets hit in the face and dies. This guy has yet to be sentenced but he was found not guilty to murder...gets charged with manslaughter instead because the judge could not find evidence to prove that the jackass intended to kill anyone.

Am I missing something? I'm pretty sure the driver in the high-speed chase didn't "INTEND" to give an unborn child permanent brain damage and fuck up the lives of the entire family...but he did because he was a moron and figured that trying to evade arrest was smarter than just pulling the car over. Obviously then, according to the justice system, he should get a much more minimal sentence...10 years is WAY too long for someone who didn't "INTENT" to harm someone...maybe community service? Like he can babysit for the family he crashed into.

Like buddy who shot the girl in the face didn't know that firing a gun has the potential to kill someone. Like buddy didn't realize that firing 3 bullets towards a group of drunk women has the potential to lead to AT LEAST some serious property damage (what about the half-ton one of his bullets hit?). If the reasoning for car crasher's sentence was that car crasher had 2 chances to pull over thus his 10 year sentece, then buddy who shot a mouthy 18 year old in the face had at least that many chances to NOT kill her....like let's say 1, not buying the gun 2, not loading the gun, 3, not packing a gun with him when he goes cruising late at night, 4, not being a baby about having some drunk asshole teenagers make fun of you, 5, not picking up the gun you are packing, 6, not firing one shot, 7, not firing second shot, 8, not firing third shot....wow, that's a lot of chances to have done the right thing and just gone home.

Whatever, the guy turned himself in, what a hero. The guy sobbed on camera about how sorry he was, he just wanted to "scare" the girls (mission completed retard)....yeah, let's just charge him with manslaughter instead and let him skip out on the whole life sentence thing. I don't care if the guy's charges leads to an equal sentence of 10 years, or even more, I want him to have a murder sentence added to his name cuz thats what he did...and to the judge, if you are going to use any sort of reason to downgrade a charge from murder to manslaughter, perhaps muster up a better excuse than you could "find no evidence of intent" (douchebag).

I should become Canada's next dictator, and by "next" i mean "first".

Random Rants:

I have a couple of things I would like to get off my chest today.

1. Earth Day revelations. I have no problem with people wanting to do good by the planet, but Earth Day? Come on (my friend Shawn says to insert the word "gay" after "earth day" so watch out for that)...GAY. No one can even get together to form a cohesive definition of what the day implies or what exactly IS good for the Earth. Example: MTV says that for Earth Day (gay) we should all try to eat organic food, that the GMO nonsense is bad for us and the planet....ok. Then, in the name of Earth Day (gay) Global TV(and PIMP MY RIDE) has a speacial about Bio-fuels and how THEY are good for the planet....THEN, the CBC reports of the rising costs of corn in countries where it is a staple such as Mexico. Great, fabulous, so what? Think about it, and if it doesn't come to you, ask me to clarify later...if you have any idea about the economy, GMOs, Bi-fuel and this so-called deterioration of the planet, you shouldn't have a hard time seeing the contradiction in of this.

2. There is a magpie outside my windowsquaking...i must take after my dad because i have the sudden urge to pick up a rifel.

3. Our really cool mayor of Edmonton wants to implement a "property transfer" tax...meaning you pay out 1% or whatever he decides when you sell a home in Edmonton. When asked to justify this means of city income he compares the city to the province of BC who has had the tax for 10 years now and set at 2% for the first $200,000....uh way to go Mandell, you are quite the genious there, let's compare the City of Edmonton to a province that was ran into the ground in debt by the NDP for 10 years and has only recently made it up to the "have" provinces list as a result of the very savey decision to remove the NDPs from government. Yah! Smart comparison you bag of shit.

4. Did you know that Global News' weekend anchor woman was on "the lofters"? (the canadian version of "the real world"...yeah, she was one of the biggest sluts on the show.

I had more to bitch about, but my wrist is is weak and I need to take a break from all this negativity....it's making me horny;)

Thinking of Thinking Has Brought me to Spring

I've been told to update my blog, but I have this problem...I haven't been thinking much...well that's not true because I have been thinking, but thinking about what to think about. I haven't come up with anything...I think it's the weather. I hate spring. I hate spring more than any other season because it teases me. 15 degrees one day and then TEASE!....it's going minus 10 today, just as you thought you could wear your cute little brown shoes with the buckles! AAAHHAAA! Stupid spring...the snow is melting! TEASE! It's going to snow today, just as you washed your white car! AAAAHHHHA! Gross.

I also hate spring because of all those assholes that frolic out into public just so that they can hold hands and show off to everyone that they are happy in love...bullshit fuckers, guarentee he just pissed all over the toilet seat again and left it for you to clean up...guarentee she just freaked out on you because some chick left a suggestive message for you on Facebook...guarentee that you want to kick the shit out that crappy little furball on the end of a leash that your girlfriend made you get together and guarentee that the smell of your boyfriend's AXE deoderant spray is making you sick.

Hey look....I'm thinking about something!

I also hate spring because no one in Alberta knows how to dress spring-appropriate...this is not L.A, so you cannot go out in mini-skirts, wedges, and white capris even if all the magazines say its the latest in spring-time trends....it's stupid, and yet...you do (i've seen your type, don't lie). This is stupid because it's muddy, and cold, and wet, and shitty outside still. Everyone has an identity crisis come springtime. I see girls with knee-high whooly boots and top it all off with a cute pleated mini-skirt...that's the lamest thing I have ever seen...pick a season people and stick with it...if you're cold, wear your boots, if you are hot, wear your skirt...you cannot be both.

Pot-holes, the return of motor homes on the road, grass mould, mud puddles, winter's left-over garbage, people in love, identity crisis', freak snow storms, longer lines for the bars, more noise on the streets, children out for spring break, the birth of thousands of kittens none of which I can have, the closing of coat checks across the land, an increase of fat-girl-in-tube-top sightings...I could go ooon and ooon, but I won't because you now understand, and hopefully agree with, why spring sucks.